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Ahhh...nothing warms my heart more than seeing a boy with freakishly elevated hair sporting a handmade sweater that memorializes the suicide of an anthropomorphized egg.

What's that?  You say he fell... like it was an accident?  Grow up.  Giant round body, pencil thin legs. Short pants with a matching coat and bowtie...not to mention the hat.  They force nursery ryhme characters to dress that way.  Let's also consider the fact that he had to walk around all day with a rotting pre-chicken inside his shell.  Trust me.  Humpty Jumptyed.

CELEBRITY SIMILARITY ALERT:  This poor destined to be beat up behind the monkey bars kid looks like Greg Proops of "Whose Line is it Anyway" fame, who incidentally refers to himself as Prooproach on his official site.

 

Posted by Kimberly on July 6, 2005 | Permalink

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Hee...he really does look like Proops.

Posted by: Bethiclaus | Jul 6, 2005 4:14:11 PM

Oh my gosh! I love that show!

Posted by: WA | Jul 6, 2005 4:46:15 PM

"Humpty Jumptyed"? Sheer genius.

Posted by: David | Jul 7, 2005 2:00:03 PM

Actually that kid looks frighteningly like me at that age.

As Humpty, he fell all right, but it was Humpty the Drunkty. Or didn't you notice the resemblance to legendary lush W.C. Fields. The hat and taken aback appearance, not to mention the resemblance of the kid to Field's tormenter "Baby Leroy" are as clear as the nose on that rotten egg's face.

Posted by: Brent McKee | Jul 7, 2005 3:22:40 PM

Statistics actully reveal that humpty was PUSHED, that bad Gretel was up to something there. Nice old ladies in ovens and now cracking eggs. Don't tell me, the whole family have just finished off the old ladies house, and now they could do with a good omlette?

Posted by: | Jul 25, 2005 5:50:30 AM

Interesting fact-

The original version of Sleeping Beauty involved a father eating his own kids for lunch.

Posted by: jfasoga | Jan 8, 2006 12:19:16 PM

Whoa, really? I SO want to read that version. Howcome Disney always leaves out the good parts??

Posted by: Lois | May 28, 2006 1:50:46 AM

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