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Hai Ku Doing?
Boy with big head. Sad.
No one understands his pain
Or sells hats his size.
Oh, big noggin dork
Pom poms do you no favors.
Did you make that crap?
Look at the wee skulls
On those kids that just adore
The giant melon.
That one chick likes him.
Giving him the eye. Oh Snap!
Will Big Head hook up?
She moons over him
“Big Head I know you’re the one!”
Does he feel the same?
Alas, no love. No.
He plans instead to squash them,
Eat them both en croute.
Posted by Kimberly on January 19, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
Well you know what they: big head, big....ideas.
Now is the blond one in front male or female?
Posted by: Brent | Jan 19, 2006 5:34:15 PM
Have I been sniffing yarn too long, or does Mr. Big Head look like Kelso on the '70s show?
Posted by: SageHen | Jan 19, 2006 6:02:16 PM
That poor, poor emu,
impaled with dual needles.
I call knitting fowl.
Posted by: RST | Jan 19, 2006 11:06:08 PM
Teenage caps my ass,
No teen is capped with tassels.
Bunk! pack and passel.
Posted by: RST | Jan 19, 2006 11:08:42 PM
how can you have a bow in your hair and wear a fugly winter cap? and it's a spring time yeller bow, tew!
Posted by: IHateToast | Jan 20, 2006 3:36:00 AM
large head boy in green
don't put on that silly hat
pompom, colors bad
sweet face boy in middle
go out and play some hockey
need to lose some teeth
yellow sweater girl
don't look at sweet boy that way
pink hat will fall off
tan and brown hat kid
why do you not show your face
are you girl or boy
warning, kids in front
boy in green is lecherous
run away right now
can't stop poetry
I'm helpless under the spell.
Painful, but I'll quit.
Posted by: beastarzmom | Jan 20, 2006 8:27:20 AM
holy batcrap! nobody will wear that stuff more than the 2 minutes it takes to say , um ya, thanks gramma, uh i gatta go now........
Posted by: d34dpup | Jan 20, 2006 1:09:27 PM
In our special hats
We'll go get in my van and
Look at my puppy
Posted by: Marcia | Jan 20, 2006 1:45:38 PM
Macrocephaly!
Need shunt, stat, not woolly hat.
Misdiagnosis!
***
Hate to admit it
but at 4 am composed
haiku above. Grim.
Posted by: RST | Jan 20, 2006 6:05:48 PM
Maybe those hats were knitted by the Emu
Everyone knows emus have no taste
Or that they taste like chicken...
Or is it that chicken taste like emu?
Wait maybe it was just that chicken has been around the longest so everyone bases their taste on the chicken...
What did come firts the chicken or the egg?
Oh wait....this is supposed to be about theose fugly hats...
Posted by: Donna | Jan 20, 2006 6:18:13 PM
Oh my f*cking gosh,
These Haiku's are so funny.
Laughing my @ss off.
Posted by: Sunshyne | Jan 20, 2006 9:18:56 PM
big head is the mom
as you can plainly see
lipstick,mascara
applied much too thickly
Posted by: d34dPup | Jan 21, 2006 4:05:10 AM
Teenaged mom of 6-8 years olds?! Now we're getting somewhere, unraveling the real story of this emu knitting deal.
Posted by: RST | Jan 21, 2006 3:35:59 PM
SageHen, you haven't been sniffing yarn: BigHead does bear a striking resemblance to Kelso on "That 70s Show". Kelso would be dopey enough to wear knit hat like that, especially if pushy girlfriend Jackie told him to wear it!
Posted by: Desiree | Jan 22, 2006 4:58:47 PM
70's dork child
remembers wearing that s**t
Now in therapy!
Posted by: Kathryn | Jan 23, 2006 9:15:08 AM
It _is_ Kelso!
Apparently, he himself has been Punk'd!!
((nelson laff)) ha-haa
Posted by: corkman | Jan 24, 2006 9:31:32 AM
I think emu has
Been impaled by two needles
Legs have been cut off.
Posted by: jfasoga | Feb 3, 2006 4:19:12 PM
No! It's Boy George! Or The Tinman.
Posted by: Petra | Feb 4, 2006 3:38:13 PM
what you cant see is the novelty sized cauldron big-head boy has placed the smaller two in. note the grimace of pain on the girls face.
Posted by: | Feb 10, 2006 7:59:02 PM
