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That Will Teach Them to Form a Super Secret Strawberry Shortcake Club and Not Invite You to Join
Best play date ever?
The Saturday that you convince your kindergarten nemeses Patty and Meg to climb into the mouth of the giant soul sucking death monster that lives in your basement.
With those two brats out of the way guess who's a shoe-in for Line Leader?
Posted by Kimberly on January 26, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
Is red dress girl flashing her you know what? (First post, I'm cool!!)
Posted by: toiletpaper | Jan 26, 2006 4:23:13 PM
What! Only up to 6 years! Waaaa - I want a death monster too!
What righteous 4 year old would wear that Chanel wanna be suit to the sandbox, anyway?
Posted by: jill | Jan 26, 2006 6:36:19 PM
wot!?!?!?! u make ur kids wear doilys to play in? those kids are jumin in there to commit kiddiecide
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Jan 26, 2006 6:38:48 PM
Hummm. How do you get the doily pants on without catching your toes in the holes.
Posted by: SageHen | Jan 26, 2006 8:10:52 PM
It looks like they are climbing out of a giant paper vagina....just sayin'.
Posted by: Jan | Jan 26, 2006 10:52:53 PM
Didn't Bea Arthur wear that pant suit as Maude? Of course, every girl wants to be just like her Grandma.
Posted by: Ashphalt | Jan 27, 2006 8:59:45 AM
I think the center girl is the leader of some bizarre kindergarten cult (as opposed to all the non-bizarre kindergarten cults out there!)
In her crocheted ceremonial vestments, she is demonstrating her power over the evil soul-munching clown illustration by standing with one foot in and one foot out of the monster's great maw! Furthermore, she is demonstrating her authority over her less-dorkily--um, I mean, less-spiritually-dressed underlings, by forcing them to hold Evil-Bozo's mouth open, all the while sacrificing themselves by standing inside it! One swallow, or even a hiccup, and new disciples will be required.
But at least she's improved her chances of being valedictorian. . . OF THE WORLD! AAAAH! HA-HA-HA!!!!
Posted by: Allen | Jan 27, 2006 9:09:23 AM
Hahahaha, the expression on purple girl's face is just perfect for this!
Posted by: Harmony | Jan 28, 2006 9:36:42 PM
What is it, "out of the mouths of babes" or "into the mouths of giants"?
I don't know. Something like that...
Posted by: beastarzmom | Jan 29, 2006 1:33:25 AM
I can't be the only person here who likes crappy knitting patterns AND horror movies, so I have to ask. Does that big face looks like a kiddie version of the movie "Candyman" to anybody else? Remember when they had to climb through the painting's mouth the same way in the Cabrini Green apartment? I agree with the first poster... that girl in red is dangerously close to showing her cha-cha!
Posted by: | Jan 30, 2006 12:57:01 AM
That thing is seriously scaring the crap out of me.
Posted by: S | Jan 30, 2006 10:51:58 AM
When I was in 5th grade my grandma crocheted me pants and a vest, they were lilac in color, not very different from the middle girl's. My mom made me wear them to school so that my grandma wouldn't be "highly insulted". I was mortified all day and teased mercilessly. Thank you for bringing up a horrifying childhood memory! Love Karla
Posted by: Karla | Jan 30, 2006 5:16:00 PM
Karla,
The only way around it is through it.
In this case, the only way around it is through the mouth of a horrifying clown-monster-architectural-featue.
At least you didn't have THAT to contend with in fifth grade!
-bb
Posted by: bb | Jan 30, 2006 11:56:38 PM
. . .they should've known, by the blood soaked mouth.
Posted by: Sunshyne | Jan 31, 2006 12:28:19 AM
Has anybody that ever modeled for these stuck in the whatever's fashion faux paux's commented on the evil parental conspiracy that enslaved them to perform such denigrtatng acts, or is this some sort of repressed memory syndrome that is never to be spoken of?
Posted by: Matt | Jan 31, 2006 2:04:39 AM
I vote for repressed memory. At least that way you can go about daily life, get a job, settle down, and live some years in relative sanity until the nightmares start plaguing you.
Posted by: Yorkie | Jan 31, 2006 3:11:29 AM
Some things you can't repress. No patterns, but I did do a 1964 Spring togs shoot for Zayre when I was four. I remember every moment and I have the nightmares, too. Think my Mom still has the photo ad from Life Magazine.
Posted by: Ashphalt | Jan 31, 2006 12:13:35 PM
hahaha - I laughed so hard when I read this post I almost choked on the brownie I was eating!
Posted by: Sarah | Jan 31, 2006 6:11:48 PM
I'm sooooooooo happy someone else recognized the Candyman likeness. That is just far too creepy for its own good.
Posted by: Jerms | Feb 7, 2006 1:04:46 PM
Oh my. That is a vagina. Good show n'all.
A blood-soaked vagina. One way to learn the facts of life, kids!
Posted by: jfasoga | Feb 17, 2006 7:37:45 PM
thanks..i hadnearly forgotten the knitted pants.... made from 'phentex', if anyone remembers that... that my mother made for me in grade 3............. so, yeah, thanks.. back to the nightmares...
Posted by: monica | Feb 28, 2006 6:31:10 AM
You can bet those knitted pants got all stretched out and were hot to wear too.
Reminds me of the ice blue satiny vest and pants my grandmom made me for a trip to Gettysburg. Yes, I stood out great against the battlefield.
Posted by: Dianne | Mar 28, 2006 11:57:15 PM
Where I can find good quality films?
Can anyone help me?
Posted by: boydaytrieree | Oct 30, 2007 2:21:17 AM
