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I Feel Like Such a Loser. My Bag's Only Big Enough For Appendages.

So yeah, I made this purse myself. I didn’t even have a pattern or anything. And I sewed these precious little strawberries on it. I thought of that myself too. Isn’t it super cute? It only took me like 3 hours. And since it’s denim it goes with practically everything. And the best thing is the size. It’s the perfect size. It’s exactly the right size for a severed human head. Uhhh.....ha ha. Yeah. I should go.
Posted by Kimberly on February 3, 2006 | Permalink
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This reminds me of the purses they use to make by taking the ass end of a pair of jeans and sewing up the leg holes to make a purse
So after you put the severed head in the bag you can wear it low enough on your back to cover the junk you got in the trunk
Posted by: Donna | Feb 3, 2006 9:37:46 PM
gawd n dorky hats 2 match ...tres chic
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Feb 4, 2006 4:14:04 AM
Huggy Bear hats! I can remember when strawberry decals were all the rage. I had a pair of denim like sandles with little strawberry's on them. But, I never wore a Huggy Bear hat! Fo Shizzle!
Posted by: Annie | Feb 4, 2006 9:13:40 AM
LOL I can remember making my daughter some of these to go with outfits she wore after school.
Posted by: Vanda | Feb 4, 2006 9:45:24 AM
O. My.
I wore one of those hats for a solid year. I thought I was stylin' too. Boy, was I a dork.
Posted by: SageHen | Feb 4, 2006 5:00:43 PM
Erm...we MADE bags like that in 7th grade Home Ec. People actually toted them around proudly. Awful, really awful.
Posted by: Yorkie | Feb 4, 2006 5:40:30 PM
hats r hidin tha fact those kids r hydrocephalic...
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Feb 5, 2006 6:21:42 PM
The way strawberry girl is tightening that strap is a little frightening. She'll probably grow up to be a hired killer whose specialty is garroting people with a piano wire. She even has a sort of evil look on her face...as if she enjoys tightening that strap. "Oooh, you like it tight, dontcha, baby? I gonna tighten it so you'll never complain about it being loose again. You'll wish you never made me carry that stupid, ugly sack-of-a-purse!" Scary! Make it stop!
Posted by: Tracy | Feb 6, 2006 2:21:04 PM
AAAAAAAAahhhhhhhhhh..... run away!!! Run away!!!!!
Posted by: Marg | Feb 6, 2006 10:06:44 PM
bobbleheads on parade
Posted by: D34DpUpPy | Feb 7, 2006 12:30:38 AM
I think it high time that Strawberry Chick let that bobcat out of the bag...
Posted by: Kathryn | Feb 7, 2006 6:25:23 AM
I can't look at those hats and not remember that jingle:
"Stove-top! Jiffy Pop! As much fun to make as it is to eat!"
Posted by: Inky | Feb 7, 2006 1:23:34 PM
I knew if I kept reading, eventually you would show a pattern I actually own. Yes, I do, and mom made me one of those hats when I was a young pup. I didn't have the matching bag, but like Yorkie, I made a similar bag in 7th grade home ec, and embroidered my name on the side. It's still around somewhere.
Posted by: Cheryl | Feb 15, 2006 7:29:04 AM
Bonus feature! appendages could be hidden under those hats!
Posted by: ~mary~ | Feb 16, 2006 1:43:15 AM

