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But He Did Remember His Briefcase Full of Guns and Money
Unable to find the latex love glove that he could have sworn he stuck in his pocket before he left the house, Bobby is forced to take advantage of the Roller Rink’s free condoms to kids over 11 policy.
Posted by Kimberly on March 17, 2006 | Permalink
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Gosh Mr. Kinkade, It sure looks like you're locked-up tight in the roller rink's ticket booth and I just can't seem to find the keys anywhere.
I guess me and Debbie 'ought to go behind the bleachers and do some, er, SEARCHING...
((snicker))
Posted by: Inky | Mar 17, 2006 3:25:58 PM
"Oh Bobby you sure look cute in your hand-knitted waistcoat and that cute little quiff brylcreamed into your hair. I just wish you'd stop fumbling about in your trousers like that - you seem to be doing it all the time lately"
"Well it's your fault Debbie - you just look so pretty in that kilt with the nonchalently thrown scarf over your shoulder and your blonde ringlets WOW"
Posted by: weedy woman | Mar 17, 2006 3:34:13 PM
Whi is Debbie standing with her legs crossed!!!!
Is Bobby looking for the key to the ladies loo?
Posted by: weedy woman | Mar 17, 2006 3:37:14 PM
She sure has yanked her skirt up high. Was that to show off her knees? And why is the guy locked up so tight in his booth with those bars? What kind of thuggary goes on at the roller rink?
Posted by: Laurie | Mar 17, 2006 3:50:11 PM
I wondered about the crossed legs too. But I thought maybe that was just some old fashioned birth control method.
Posted by: SageHen | Mar 17, 2006 3:55:40 PM
Is Bobby wearing lipstick?
Posted by: sly | Mar 17, 2006 4:47:52 PM
You're right, and he's packing more rouge on his cheeks than Debbie. "Is that a lipstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Ashphalt | Mar 17, 2006 4:55:21 PM
bobby tries the old, hay my wallet is stuck, hoping dumb debbie would pay yet again muhahahah
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Mar 18, 2006 1:38:19 PM
Enlarge the picture and you'll see that he's not searching for skating money....but for Debbie's razor. *shudder*
Posted by: Angela | Mar 18, 2006 6:09:27 PM
Debbie was certain she'd win First Prize at the Annual Scottish Dance and Roller Skate Toss Festival. She knew all the steps and had practiced "accidentally" flipping her little kilt up over her arse for that sassy winning touch.
But her thunder was stolen when Bobby showed up with his costume locked in his carrying case, claiming the key was stuck in his trousers to "something sticky". Another year of coming in second to that stuck-up Mildred Sneed and her monkey faced partner Trevor...
Posted by: Yorkie | Mar 19, 2006 8:47:24 AM
Oh, this raises so many questions:
"Teens and in-betweens"; in between what?
What is that black thing hanging down behind Debbie?
Why is Bobby staring pensively at his clarinet case?
Why is a bank teller in this tableau?
And what about those knobby knees?
Posted by: Kathryn | Mar 19, 2006 12:47:29 PM
on the positive side... as i'm writing this in 2006... looking at the waist of that skirt, at least i know i won't be seeing 2" of ass crack on debbie. always a silver pantylining.
Posted by: ihateToast | Mar 19, 2006 3:30:06 PM
If Bobby isn't more careful about his style choices HE may be seeing 2" of ass crack.... really look at that hair and a yellow sweater! I don't think he has as much interest in Debbie as we think!
Posted by: cp | Mar 19, 2006 4:01:16 PM
RE Legs crossed as birth control comment: This story always brought a big round of eye-rolling and chuckles from my Episcopalian family.
Back in 1941, when my gram was in labor with my mom, one of the nuns/nurses at our local Catholic hospital told her to cross her legs so she wouldn't give birth before my grandpa arrived at the hospital.
Posted by: marn | Mar 20, 2006 12:28:48 PM
Well, sure, she and Bobby would come in second behind Mildred Sneed and her monkey faced partner Trevor, after all her daddy does own the skating rink. That "something" sticky in his pocket? Mr. Sneed put it there to foil their plans!!! Mr. Simon Sneed later went on to develope Super Glue, you know.
Posted by: toiletpaper | Mar 20, 2006 4:35:01 PM
I can't wait to see what hand knits for teens and inbetweens that sister-company BIOLOGY will come up with for next season.
Posted by: bexala | Mar 20, 2006 9:11:59 PM
....Is it just me or does Mr. Teller look a little TOO interested in whatever Bobbys' doing in his pocket....There's a reason he got put behind those "stable" bars.
Posted by: Cherry | May 29, 2006 6:52:29 PM
