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Getting Ready For Her Close-Up.
Say there Johnny, take a look at that hanging macramé planter!
Look at it! I mean, really take a look at ‘er! That hanging planter has got charisma! It’s got moxie! That hanging planter could really BE somebody! I see that planter making it big in the pictures! BIG, I tell ya!
We’ll take her to Hollywood, give ‘er a makeover! Sure, she’s a little rough around the edges but that’s part of the charm, part of that CHARISMA! This hanging planter, she’s gonna go places, she’s gonna be a star, a big big STAR!
Posted by Mary on March 13, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
I find myself looking in the hanging tendrils for little dead fishes, preferred prey of the dread Twine Jelly.
Posted by: Marcia | Mar 13, 2006 3:33:08 PM
Now turn your head and cough.
Posted by: Inky | Mar 13, 2006 3:49:21 PM
The key clicks in the lock. The door swings open quietly and then closes again. Saliva silently drips down into the long beard of The Devourer. It would eat again soon.
Posted by: Allen | Mar 13, 2006 5:40:48 PM
hay is that daffy ducks dead body inside that stringiethinigie?
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Mar 13, 2006 7:38:50 PM
Personally, I like how hepicture is so dark, you can;t see much else in the room it's in. Almost as if it is in the witness protection program, protecting innocent rooms accidentally pictured with bad decorating ideas.
Posted by: daenna | Mar 13, 2006 8:53:14 PM
The plant inside looks dead. Is this some sort of pschyological weed control? "Leave this garden or you will get the *hanging basket*!!!" (mysterious music)
Posted by: Liz | Mar 13, 2006 8:53:45 PM
Ah, but we have subtle clues as to the location... Ugly stone 70s fireplace... Ugly brown panelling... Clearly this is in the home of the Bradys.
Posted by: Jenn | Mar 14, 2006 12:35:23 PM
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Posted by: Kathryn | Mar 14, 2006 1:43:43 PM
I don't know if she can be a big hit, I hear Miss Crochet-Toliet-Paper-Holder, has wiped up the role!
Fantastically Funny blog you've got here! I am linking up!!
Posted by: Tongue in Cheek | Mar 15, 2006 3:49:35 AM
I made one just like that in 5th grade.
Posted by: FavoriteApron | Mar 16, 2006 3:22:32 PM
A plant hanger hanging in front of the fireplace, nice touch, why didn't I ever think of that, and then drag a huge dark wood fake-door-to-nowhere to block the light from the rear and presto you've got the den of your dreams. No need to add live plant or water. Plastic tulips are the way to go; or maybe Mr Mac Ramey can whip up some macrame'd daiseys or how about filling it full of panty hose dolls?
Posted by: Daffy Crafty | Apr 15, 2006 11:57:30 AM
