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This Is What Happens When You Try To Run With The Tough Crowd.
Little Bobby was grateful for the onset of spring. The daffodils were in bloom, strawberries were coming into season and soon he would no longer have to endure his regular beatings from the Mittens Of Fury gang.
Posted by Mary on March 24, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
OMG! I think my mother had this book!
Posted by: Mary Lou | Mar 24, 2006 12:48:05 PM
Is the four ply in reference to the yarn or the wooden back drop?
Poor Bobby, because of the horrific flashbacks, he'll never truly enjoy his little sock puppet, Gigi.
Posted by: Tracy | Mar 24, 2006 1:10:18 PM
There is something truly disturbing about this...WHY would they use a picture where the boy clearly looks as if he is being held against his will?
Oh, right - it's all about Gang loyalty!
Posted by: cp | Mar 24, 2006 2:27:47 PM
Listen carefully Tommy, listen for the rumblings of the three little kittens who lost their mittens, we don't want them to find us!!!
Posted by: Chris | Mar 24, 2006 2:50:42 PM
Is it a wall, or are they on the floor, feeling for the vibrations indicating blooming daffodils?
Posted by: SageHen | Mar 24, 2006 3:27:02 PM
stay on the floor bobby, that way the knit wits wont find you
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Mar 24, 2006 4:34:56 PM
It almost looks like thay are up against the wall to be frisked.
I can just hear the Cops theam song playing in the back ground.
Posted by: Donna | Mar 24, 2006 8:12:51 PM
That poor kid looks like he's still scarred!
Posted by: Miss Twiss | Mar 24, 2006 9:26:39 PM
No, no, no...he's hearing dead people. And, the disembodied hands are...dead people. The hand on his back belongs to Bruce Willis.
Posted by: Annie | Mar 24, 2006 11:24:12 PM
perhaps they're nosey norwegians listening in on the hot nookie going on in the sauna.
Posted by: ihateToast | Mar 25, 2006 1:36:31 AM
after the family super glued little bobby to the floor, he learned that mummy was quite serious when she told him,"no running in the house".
Posted by: | Mar 25, 2006 9:23:07 PM
Bobby found his lucky blue mitten at the very bottom of the lost and found. However, he soon realized that climbing into the big woodon box of lost clothes was the easy part; leaving was another matter all together.
Posted by: Karen | Mar 26, 2006 9:29:56 PM
So THIS is what happens to all those lost mittens. They go to the World of One-Handed Children. I wonder if there's a one-footed world where all my lost socks go...
Posted by: beastarzmom | Mar 27, 2006 10:01:23 AM
definitely a gang thing... looking for a secret panel? the initiation of the new and youngest mitten member? look at the pattern on that one mitten? occultish.. no? maybe it's a crowly mitten club? maybe they know things. maybe we shouldn't mock them. maybe... they are watching us right! now!
Posted by: SwanDiamondRose | Mar 27, 2006 2:20:02 PM
My stomach hurts ... from laughing. Flipping hilarious!
Posted by: Your Favorite Wife | Mar 27, 2006 10:00:48 PM
Clearly they stole that from the poster of a B grade horror movie. Too funny!
Posted by: Tandi | Mar 27, 2006 11:49:07 PM
little bobby, as wall art, only sold for a buck fifty on ebabys
Posted by: d34dpuppy | Mar 28, 2006 1:05:35 PM
This is one of the funniest ones yet! REEEEEEALLY funny. When is your book coming out?
Posted by: Vickee | Mar 29, 2006 12:38:57 AM
No, no, no! The hand on the back is Michael Jacksons'....what? He's not dead? *screams* Come inside children!
Posted by: Cherry | May 29, 2006 7:03:55 PM
Oh, I am crying here...really...tears of pain from abdominal convulsions of laughter...
Posted by: sweetie | Jul 9, 2006 10:11:12 PM
