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Damn That Helmet and Its Potty Mouth!
Posted by Kimberly on May 22, 2006 | Permalink
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The vulgarity!
Posted by: jayco | May 22, 2006 5:06:11 PM
"Pooh? Well, if you insist..."
And thusly Zephyrus, Greek god of winds did send forth one of his breezy, ice-skate wearing fairy minions (the skates never really quite cought-on the way Mercury's winged-sandals did) to hike her skirt and deliver the mortals request.
Frankly, it seemed a strange and unhygenic thing to want, but the beseechments had been pretty few and far-between since 1500 BC, so what the heck.
Posted by: Inky | May 22, 2006 5:42:00 PM
jeebus keyrist wtf is she doin wearin a sperm suit?
Posted by: d34dpuppy | May 22, 2006 6:47:20 PM
Helmet? What helmet? I don't see a helmet anywhere. A helmet is:
(a) protective headgear to be worn while playing hockey, football or other games, and while riding a bicycle or motorcycle.
(b) the thing with the horns that Brunhilde wears in German operas.
All I see is a dainty little Smurfette cap. It doesn't provide protection from anything and any self-respecting Viking wouldn't be caught dead in it. Well, maybe it would keep Jokey Smurf from putting gum in your hair, but that's about it.
Posted by: Helmethair | May 22, 2006 6:54:49 PM
I actually find those mittens.. or should I say socks.. a little more disturbing than the speaking helmet.
Posted by: Aly | May 22, 2006 8:00:13 PM
Yeah...those mittens look an awful lot like tubesocks. Or perhaps this poor model suffers from a deformity - pointy head and no thumbs?
Posted by: tami | May 22, 2006 8:04:45 PM
Oh bother!
"I am a bear of very little brain," said Winnie the Hood.
Posted by: Allen | May 22, 2006 8:27:33 PM
They had to use those tube socks because, according to the description,the poor girl has paws.
Posted by: elliegal | May 23, 2006 7:29:54 AM
I'm just flabbergasted that the skater at the top hasn't fallen yet . . . how do you land on the back of your skate like that and not fall down??
Posted by: --Deb | May 23, 2006 11:11:09 AM
The skating fairy at the top looks like the Cable Pixy's sister.
Posted by: Brewgal | May 23, 2006 11:41:34 AM
That helmet may be saying "pooh" to the icy wind, but from the look on her face it's saying something very different to her.
Meanwhile the helmet has grown appendages that are extending down her back to God knows where while pressing on her throat, oh so gently. It's no use resisting, mittens have rendered hands useless. Must obey helmet.
Posted by: Ashphalt | May 23, 2006 12:44:05 PM
Oh my! The figure skater really has flutzed her triple Lutz quite badly. Under the old scoring system, that would be an 0.1-0.3 point deduction from her technical merit score, unless she is a Russian ice dancer and someone made a deal with the French judge. Under the new scoring system that's a mandatory 3 point deduction.
Posted by: Sputnik | May 23, 2006 6:09:57 PM
Perhaps it's like the sorting hat... where the wearer hears one thing and the audience hears another. "You could could be great, you know. And Slytheryn can help you on the way to greatness."
Posted by: Rebecca | May 24, 2006 8:13:29 AM
OK, our live(?) model only has one hand/paw, poor girl.
The skater on top has mittens and a hood, but not the hoodie extensions (which I think are supposed to be a scarf, although they look like Isadora Duncan death car implements).
Posted by: Kathryn | May 24, 2006 11:38:57 AM
I think secretly she is wishing to wear an actual pair of Dungarees!!
Posted by: hotfarmerswife | May 24, 2006 3:26:40 PM
At least the hat wants pooh and nothing else.
Nothin' more irritating than having a hat that wants fancy-ass pooh with all the trimmings.
Posted by: severina | May 24, 2006 7:57:29 PM
Does anyone else think those mittens look like mummy wraps? O_O
Posted by: Lois | May 28, 2006 2:13:04 AM
