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Snowman

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Posted by Mary on December 25, 2006 | Permalink

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Snowman says "A pipe means FIRE!"

Posted by: KateMet. | Dec 26, 2006 12:51:10 AM

It was cruel of the children to make a sentient snowman and leave it in the left lane of the southbound Jersey Turnpike.

Posted by: Marcia | Dec 26, 2006 9:13:52 AM

I think this snowman wants me to knit him a friend.

Posted by: Kerri | Dec 26, 2006 11:19:24 PM

I'm thinking this is a toilet paper roll cover. Am I wrong?

Posted by: SageHen | Dec 27, 2006 12:38:12 AM

By the look on his face, I'm wondering where else he's got a corn cob pipe thrust...

Posted by: Yorkie | Dec 27, 2006 8:13:37 PM

He looks like what happens to career stoners.
Don't smoke dope, kids. See what happened to Frosty?

Posted by: allison | Dec 27, 2006 9:28:05 PM

My question is, how big is this thing? Is it life-size, or what? Or do you have to make it a little mini-scarf and top hat?Come to think of it, if it were life-size, it would be a very convenient place to stash some of the bodies of the annoying relatives you killed over Christmas. Maybe that's why Frosty looks so appalled?

Posted by: J | Dec 28, 2006 8:07:04 PM

Good question, J. That doesn't look like a mini scarf, does it? This snowman is (shudder) 6 feet tall and pure evil.

Posted by: Barb | Dec 28, 2006 10:32:02 PM

Return of the porn mouth!

Posted by: Jules | Dec 29, 2006 2:38:40 PM

I think Frosty just saw the no panties pictures of Britney.

Posted by: Moonshine | Dec 29, 2006 6:02:03 PM

I think Frosty just got his Christmas Goose!!

Posted by: toiletpaper | Jan 2, 2007 12:10:16 PM

Judging by the surprised look on his face, Barbie is in the process of crocheting the REST of his anatomy...if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Lois | Jan 22, 2007 7:24:20 PM

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