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Ode To Spring: A Haiku.
Spring! I dance for thee.
My skirt! With so many holes.
Panties! A good thing.
Posted by Mary on April 12, 2007 | Permalink
Comments
Wow, awful fashion haikus. I bow to you, ladies!
Posted by: James | Apr 12, 2007 11:05:21 AM
Candy didn't know that practicing her morning Tai Chi on the lakeside whilst wearing her tablecloth/poncho/holey see everything skirt was the reason why no one visited the resort anymore.
Posted by: Yorkie | Apr 12, 2007 11:06:42 AM
Is that Cousin Itt's sister?
Posted by: | Apr 12, 2007 11:42:24 AM
Skirt or tablecloth?
Mother cries herself to sleep
Jane won't buy a slip.
Posted by: Katie | Apr 12, 2007 11:47:09 AM
Candy thought she was in for her big break on FitTV. Sadly, the producer of her audition tape was pathetically low budget and didn't include hair or makeup, or even consideration of costuming. He was just an optimist with a blanket and a camera, hoping to get enough posing done to use both, and sadly she let him, because he was doing her a favor. Even worse, he lied about his cousin working for FitTV and about having his vasectomy, and his ability to identify poison ivy. That day on the lake shore would be remembered for many years to come.
Posted by: georg | Apr 12, 2007 1:14:24 PM
What she's got on is a bodysuit. Like a leotard, but with a snap crotch. Am I the only one who remembers those?
Posted by: Mel | Apr 12, 2007 2:22:27 PM
Mel, How do you see the snap crotch? I thought it was just a leotard. But then, I also thought she was wearing a lampshade macrame type thingie over it, so what do I know?
Posted by: beastarzmom | Apr 12, 2007 3:13:00 PM
I vote leotard - those things we wore for ballet lessons and exercise class. But I don't think that skirt with the phallic tassel is going to enhance her dance moves or her exercise routine.
Posted by: cee | Apr 12, 2007 3:48:23 PM
I vote body suit! And? I bet she can make the phallic tassel do the 'Hoochie Coochie'!!!
Posted by: toiletpaper | Apr 12, 2007 4:52:13 PM
"What she's got on is a bodysuit. Like a leotard, but with a snap crotch. Am I the only one who remembers those?"
Sadly I remember them too. Oh the pain of my adolescent body sitting with snaps on my naughty bits while listening to Miss Reed talk about sentence structure. As you can see, the lesson made less of an impression on me than did the snaps.
Posted by: SageHen | Apr 12, 2007 5:25:35 PM
Leotards were hard to come by in the 70s. Bodysuits, on the other hand, were commonplace.
I remember being about 6 or 7 and having a cute little skirt and bodysuit combo that was my favorite outfit. Until I needed to go to the bathroom, that is.
Posted by: | Apr 12, 2007 5:51:15 PM
She only has one breast but man...it's a beaut!
Posted by: ellie | Apr 12, 2007 6:06:32 PM
Looks like shes wearing pantyhose. What for? I've never heard of a river nymph wearing pantyhose OR a bodysuit. Hope shes got a snap crotch on that thing.
Posted by: Annie from Maine | Apr 12, 2007 7:27:48 PM
Candy really did appreciate the hard work that grammie put in making that poncho for her....it's just that grammie got the number of stitches switched around when it was time to do the neck. *cough...had an aunt that did that, cough*
Posted by: Cindy | Apr 12, 2007 7:41:48 PM
Candy by the lake
Wearing Gran's giant doily
Huge breast makes her lean
Posted by: PeacefulDave | Apr 12, 2007 9:09:01 PM
I may be mistaken, but I don't think that's a tassle on the front, I think she has one of those home made crocheted tampons hanging around her waist. (Just in case, you know.)
Posted by: catlady | Apr 12, 2007 10:14:06 PM
Was this spun, er, crocheted by the same offender, I mean, fiber artist as that "Kiss of the Spider Woman" shawl/throw/net thing a few weeks ago???
Posted by: KateMet. | Apr 13, 2007 1:08:19 AM
Crikey! Yorkie had it right in the beginning. That's why I don't go there anymore....
Posted by: emi | Apr 13, 2007 2:16:52 AM
Tassel hanging down
Relieves my penis envy
Skirt by Sigmund Freud
Posted by: Mimi | Apr 13, 2007 9:04:25 AM
It's a Sporran! And this is just her interpretation of a Kilt Macrame Moderne...
Posted by: georg | Apr 13, 2007 9:05:04 AM
It's a promo for The Ring III - seven days after watching the tape, your tablecloth will strangle you.
Posted by: Jenzilla | Apr 13, 2007 3:32:21 PM
I love you all - my day has been made!
Posted by: Tara | Apr 13, 2007 3:41:53 PM
You all know the old saying, give a woman a fish and she'll eat for a day, teach her to crochet a skirt/fishnet combo and she'll eat for life.
Posted by: Frances | Apr 13, 2007 9:22:43 PM
The river's water
Tinkles so invitingly
I need to go NOW!
Posted by: Annika | Apr 14, 2007 9:28:33 PM
Good one, Frances!!!!
Posted by: I-da-ho | Apr 17, 2007 1:09:03 PM
Candy was upset with her new girlfriend. This was somehow not her ideal form of carpet munching.
Posted by: georg | Apr 19, 2007 11:52:39 AM
Oh, I love the haiku, just hilarious, thanks!!
Posted by: Trish | Apr 19, 2007 10:33:18 PM
come on it's obviously just a feminine yoga cover up. we would all do well to start this up again.
Posted by: tara bethune-leamen | Apr 25, 2007 12:50:30 AM
jsut kidding by the way ;)
Posted by: tara bethune-leamen | Apr 25, 2007 12:51:31 AM
I was at a party this last Friday night, and I saw this outfit ON A REAL LIVE HUMAN BEING, in public. I laughed so hard, not so much at the actual outfit, but for seeing it here on your site FIRST. For three hours during the party I looked for anyone esle that may resemble a threadbared post
Posted by: Meleah Rebeccah | Apr 30, 2007 4:04:00 PM
leaning forward and breathing in.
hoping insects dont get in.
all you people making fun.
but im so hole-y in the sun.
Posted by: tash | May 10, 2007 6:39:57 PM
Just think what her tan is going to look like!
Posted by: Jessamyn | May 21, 2007 11:20:12 AM
wow it was kinda wierd
Posted by: gina | Apr 26, 2008 11:22:07 AM
