The Results Are In....

And the winner is......sly!  The slyster wowed us with a near perfect score, she answered 15 out of 16 questions correctly. Congrats sly!

And what does sly win?

Well Bob, sly will receive:

• a copy of the Threadbared book

• a collection of mix cds featuring music from the Threadbared book party (we played music from each decade covered in the book - 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s)

• and last but not least...her very own Threadbared t-shirt!

Yay! Thanks to everyone for participating....it was fun reading your responses.

Now...how about some answers?

How Well Do You Know Your Threadbared?

1. The first post on Threadbared depicted:
A group of schoolboys. Specifically, these schoolboys.

2. "The 1968 Reunion" features:   
Knitted hats. Ah yes, never are the times so jolly.

3. The Jolly Green Goober enjoys wearing:
Mirrored sunglasses. In fact, the Goob has been known to wear mirrored sunglasses on multiple occasions.

4. Threadbared has featured parody lyrics by:
The Lovin' Spoonful. Almost every quiz taker got this one right.

5. Why should Tom go out with Sandra?
She has a great personality AND she makes her own panties. And what alluring undies they are too...

6. Kimberly is employed as a:
Psychologist. That's right, Dr. Kimberly is completely qualified to dispense advice on matters of mental health.

7. In her past life Mary worked in:
Marketing. Though very similar to drug-trafficking, the field is just slightly less glamorous. 

8. Mary and Kimberly have received emails or comments calling them:
Unfortunately, the answer is all of the above. And then some.

9. Kimberly and Mary have been interviewed by:
BBC Radio. Hah! You pretty much had to guess to get this one right. We were interviewed by someone with BBC Local Radio (in the West Midlands) for a time slot at like, 12:00 am, sometime in late 2005. It's entirely possible that no one heard our interview but it was a fun experience.

10. Kimberly and Mary dedicated the Threadbared book to:
Threadbared readers of course!

11. What do pirates like to do when they're feeling crafty?
They like to macramé hanging plantARRRRs! And after they've finished with the planter, they pose in the Tampax stance and look all proud.

12. Of all the gangs at Westwood Middle School which one is the roughest?
Purple Diamond Gang. Though I'd like to point out that the Mittens of Fury are even tougher. Their reputation has suffered however, as it's nearly impossible to throw a gang sign while wearing mittens.

13. Which auteur's "early work" has been displayed on Threadbared?
David Lynch. Possibly the most bizarre knitting booklet I've ever seen. And in the last two years, we've seen some strange ones....

14. Whose tunic is indeed truly wondrous, so pleated and blousen it is?
Halvdan The Tunic-wearer. Hast thou ever seen a Croatian Shirt as pleasing to thy eyes? Come on, thou know thou haven't!

15. Where did the Walker sisters meet the McFarland twins?
The Gas 'N Sip. Why, it's the hottest spot in town!

16. Which Threadbared post has the largest number of comments?
With 76 comments A Threadbared Epic: Barbie & Ken - Living In A Crocheted Paradise is the winner. But the short-shorts gang is right behind them with 65 comments. All about short-shorts. And how people miss short-shorts. And where can people buy short-shorts. And how sexy a guy's butt looks in a pair of short-shorts. And I need to stop now because I have the feeling I'm going to have nightmares about short-shorts tonight if I don't end this immediately.