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Never Before Have We Seen Such A Shameless, Desperate Plea For Attention.
Especially one rendered in mohair.
Posted by Mary on July 15, 2007 | Permalink
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The back reads: "KICK ME."
That bear can't get away fast enough.
Posted by: Lisa | Jul 15, 2007 8:15:47 PM
This would be really cute - ON A TWO YEAR OLD! Yeesh. What's with adults wearing childish clothing?
Posted by: Mindy | Jul 15, 2007 8:43:42 PM
Wow. Just, um, wow.
Posted by: Stephanie | Jul 15, 2007 10:34:17 PM
Is it just me, or does she have like, the weirdest shaped torso ever?
Posted by: telesilla | Jul 15, 2007 10:41:42 PM
Wow...
I used to think that my grandmother knitted me some ugly stuff, but this... this makes me realize that my grandmother wasn't so bad. I'd take 10 of her rainbow ponchos over this fugly thing!
Posted by: sly | Jul 16, 2007 8:37:53 AM
Wow. Um, does she just have one ginormus, misplaced boob on the right side of her chest?
Posted by: Bunny Bunster | Jul 16, 2007 9:43:16 AM
the WORDS say "hug me," but the bear's suggestive body language suggests OTHER affection....
Posted by: KateMet | Jul 16, 2007 11:37:24 AM
plus, are those googley-eyes on that sweater/poncho monstrosity???
Posted by: KateMet | Jul 16, 2007 11:38:05 AM
Ok, I think the model is actually trying to pull up that big cowl/turtleneck OVER her face so she wouldn't be recognized before the photo was snapped. Too late....didn't cover up in time.
Posted by: Susan | Jul 16, 2007 2:17:33 PM
The cowl neck monstrosity is to keep the hug from turning into a kiss -- nothing protects from opportunistic kissers better than a few layers of fuzzy mohair.
And yes, I do believe those are googly eyes on the teddy bear. How classy.
RST
Posted by: | Jul 16, 2007 5:33:30 PM
OMG. Just Ewwww...
Posted by: Lorrie | Jul 16, 2007 8:45:17 PM
Good lord, I didn't notice the oversized boob until Bunny mentioned it. Reminds me of the "South Park" character Mrs. Choksondik ;-) I'm drowning in perspiration just looking at the angora monstrosity!
Posted by: Desiree | Jul 16, 2007 9:47:00 PM
You would think the photographer would have given all three people time to duck their heads out of the photo, and not just the ones on the ends.
Meantime, that bear looks like it should be outlined with chalk, since it looks like a crime scene photo.
Posted by: Kathryn | Jul 17, 2007 2:28:49 AM
Now that you mention South Park, the bear's face looks a bit like the character "Jimmy"
Posted by: KateMet | Jul 17, 2007 11:09:55 AM
i found this on the web, and i immediately thought, "here's someone who has definately overdosed on some crafty crochet magazines."
i'm posting it here to share. enjoy!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/66187156@N00/
Posted by: susan | Jul 18, 2007 9:31:17 AM
You gotta KNOW you're in trouble when you find yourself crocheting a TV dinner. Really.
Posted by: ellie | Jul 19, 2007 9:36:51 AM
The cannoli scared me even more than the TV dinner!
Posted by: | Jul 19, 2007 2:17:01 PM
Definitive proof, if proof were needed, that the batwing sweater was a Very Bad Thing
Posted by: Piglet | Jul 24, 2007 6:53:21 AM
Does anyone else think she's being eaten alive by the hideous sweater or do I just need to get out more?
Posted by: Janna | Jul 27, 2007 7:13:34 PM
I LOVED! the crocheted food!!
I LOVED! the blue hair hat.
I LOVED! the hug me sweater.....not.
Posted by: gr8littleme | Jul 30, 2007 1:09:18 PM
Hilarious, but July 15??? More please!
Posted by: TravelGretta | Jul 31, 2007 3:23:29 PM
